14 Apr 3:07 ♥ 5029 via   src    rbg
xxxxxx6x:

ASK28:Sherlock and John have moustache

xxxxxx6x:

ASK28:Sherlock and John have moustache

13 Apr 7:19 ♥ 38437 via   src    rbg
jennerallydrawing:

I’m not super great at gif-ing things, but here you guys go!

jennerallydrawing:

I’m not super great at gif-ing things, but here you guys go!

07 Apr 13:33 ♥ 58745 via   src    rbg
"

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?

We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-Earth.

"
24 Mar 15:02 ♥ 21054 via   src    rbg

karlbourbon:

if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.

biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets

math? more like super important warp calculations

physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah

english? no it’s a report for starfleet command

learning a language? channel nyota uhura 

gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus

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beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

24 Mar 14:51 ♥ 245 via   src    rbg
batwingdreams:

"Maleficent" by VVernacatola

batwingdreams:

"Maleficent" by VVernacatola

08 Feb 7:27 ♥ 86810 via   src    rbg
roachpatrol:

redjeep:

retrogasm:

When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.

1939 Kansas Wheat…

holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of 
'buy our flour it's going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’ 
yes thank you ok sold

roachpatrol:

redjeep:

retrogasm:

When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.

1939 Kansas Wheat…

holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of 

'buy our flour it's going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’ 

yes thank you ok sold

30 Jan 11:52 ♥ 593499 via   src    rbg

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

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"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)
c.